


Personal Adventure Stories:
Cleaning The Underworld
July 2020
This is gonna sound absolutely crazy. I mean, everything I say sounds pretty crazy. But listen.
So, I was cleaning out the underworld. Long story. It was a couple months ago, and I had spiritual sight during this puzzle-solving adventure. If you know anything about me, you know I feel — I don’t see. Every once in a while, I get my sight, and then it disappears again. That’s another long story.
But during this, I had my sight. And I saw this fucking triceratops head thing on a throne. To my right, when I walked into one of the rooms in the underworld.
And I swear to you — I swear to you — I saw this exact thing. I know this is probably a joke or whatever, but that’s exactly what I saw down there. I sent this triceratops head statue video to my friend who was working with me on that adventure. I was like, “What the fuck is this?” I just want you to know — it really exists. That’s it. That’s all.
Now, let me talk to you about the underworld.
A few months ago, some friends and I were cleaning it out. Not knowing anything about the underworld and being brought up in the church, I thought, oh my god — it’s gonna be hell or something. That’s not what it was at all. And I had my sight, which I usually don’t — I can usually only feel. But this time, I could see everything. It was crazy.
Basically, what we were doing was going room by room by room — and when I say room, I mean kingdom. But we were huge, like massive Seraphim-looking things. That’s another long story.
We were down there to clean. Unlock all locks, break all chains, demolish all cages that no longer belong, clean the walls with what we call scrubby bubbles and chakra beans, use weird energetic tools, open safe exit portals, and close entrance portals that were no longer needed.
We go down there. And right away, to my right — I see this triceratops head thing on a throne. I’m like, “Do you guys fucking see that?” And of course they did, because they always have sight. I don’t normally.
And I’m like, “What the fuck is that thing?” That’s what I made the video about earlier, cause someone posted about it and I was like — what the fuck.
Anyway, we cleaned out that room. Fully cleaned it. Then we moved to the next one. The whole adventure took like two hours to clean out the 13 different dimensions. And every time we entered a new room — or what felt like a room to us, cause we were giant — they were entire kingdoms, full dimensions.
We enter the second room, different theme. And when I say “theme,” that’s the best way I can describe it as a human. Next thing I see is this baby fly, or a bumblebee, flying by — but with a baby head. A fucking baby head on a bumblebee. Yeah.
And then, in another room we went into — well, kingdom, dimension — was all plants. But the plants walked around. Like, there was a sunflower with arms and legs, just like you'd see in a cartoon. That shit was there. That was crazy.
The air in there was toxic. We had to put on masks because it wasn’t conducive to our species. Which is another weird thing, but it happens sometimes. We go into these different dimensions, so we cleaned that one up too.
Then there was another dimension full of bug creatures. We cleaned all that up and unlocked all contracts, promises, vows, curses, spells — anything that didn’t belong. If it’s not in the highest good, it has to go. Unlock all locks. Like I said, it took two hours to clean everything. We were just guided there. So many different things.
I’ll tell you a little more.
There was one room that looked like it was filled with these Greek or Roman-looking giant beings. Very human-like, but huge. And when we opened the exit portals in the other dimensions, they would open on the sides, in the ground, in the ceiling — everywhere. All the proper portals opened.
But in that dimension, with the royal giant beings, they could only grasp going up. They were more human. So I had to physically get in a position so they could climb on my back and shoulders to reach it. And it hurt. Their boots were digging into me. It was weird. But I remember that part clearly and wanted to tell you — it was really weird.
Anyway, the very last room we ever went into down there was a corner office. Hades has a corner office. Not even kidding. It looked just like one. Okay, so basically — Atlantis.
When people talk to me about Atlantis, they’re like, “Oh my God, Atlantis is surfacing.” Atlantis is the same thing as Antarctica. It's the underworld. It’s everywhere. Atlantis is not an island. It’s not a little continent that sank.
Yeah, everything did fall apart — there’s truth in all that. But Atlantis is all the different dimensions. All the different kingdoms. They’re underground. They’re under us.
And yeah — Hades did have a corner office in the underworld. But it’s not hell. I’ll tell you that much.
Now — one of the kingdoms was a little like what the human concept of hell would be. They had beings locked up and were training them — whoever ran that kingdom — they were training them for end-of-the-world days. But we cleaned that up. That was the only hell-like place I saw down there.
Not anymore.
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